Steam countryballs download7/4/2023 Climbing is horrible: I managed to die thrice in the very first level before wrestling my way up.Īdmittedly, there's a tiny chance of hidden inside jokes. Levels are dull, there are no traps except for infinite pits. Story is practically non-existent, and revolves around Polandball and the meme-related joke concept "clay" (which btw is likely a bad machine translation of "land" from Serbian to English). There are no resolution options, and the default is not your native resolution but something else (smaller than 1080p) - not that it matters with these graphics. There are no music nor sound effects at all. Graphically, it's horrendous, but that's a given - you saw the screenshots, so what were you expecting? Their aim: the intentionally badly drawn balls with flags on them do or say something supposedly and preferably funny, usually on behalf of some country. But sadly, it isn't, at all.Ĭountryballs are user-generated Internet meme comic characters. In fact, I liked this so much I will give it the exclusive one-time pleasure of taking away my refund virginity. The authors of the comics, who I am sure were contacted and gave their full permission for their art to be used, should feel honoured for being part of this game. Kudos to the developers and their hard working team, who paid homage to classical Polandball comics by reusing those comics' art for the achievements. Pack up your dat bois, your ugandan knuckles and your wednesday frogs this is the best meme game ever. I know that shittyness is part of Polandball's charm, but having the developers apply that dogma to the whole hecking game is truly mind-blowing. Who wouldn't love Flappy Bird with a Poland instead of a bird?!? Then there's an exciting clicking minigame that is super addicting and finally there is a flawless clone of Flappy Bird, simply because you can never get enough of those. This game has a whooping 14 minutes of gameplay, in which you go into a fantastically wild ride that takes you through 4 exciting levels in an action-packed platformer, telling the story of Poland as it tries to acquire more clay (clay is a Polandball word used to represent countries and landmasses, but apparently it is actual clay in this game.
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